(via encourage)

alpha-toothless:

rhinse:

crushes are terrible

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(via crunchier)

metaknighty:

surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead

(Source: rhinse, via cartel)

letgodbaby:

True love

(via danielabastida)

stvpidhoe:

bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

This is so important

(Source: bearzerky, via hannahmontanningbed)

acrocalypse:

dream date:

take me to the mall

give me $2000 

leave

(Source: clivas, via africandad)

supernintendogs:

"reporting sexual harassment can ruin someones career" YEAH WELL SEXUAL HARASSMENT CAN RUIN SOMEONES LIFE

(via embrace-dreams)

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

(Source: oprahwingdings, via cartel)

lennonlively:

i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

(via crunchier)

fightwing23:

peetababy:

I SWEAR TO GOD THERE IS A GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO CAN READ MY THOUGHTS SHE’S ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY WHEN IM THINKING INAPPROPRIATE THINGS SO I SAID IN MY HEAD “START LAUGHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME” AND SHE STARTED LAUGHING IM SCARED?????

This is either a plot for a new X-Men movie or a Stephen King novel.

(via pixelatedlights)

straaya:

Before I went to get out of my car then this little bugger scared the shit out of me

(via dauntingly)

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straaya:

Before I went to get out of my car then this little bugger scared the shit out of me

(via dauntingly)

heckacute:

I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep. 

(via flyme-neverland)

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