every girl can relate to this okay
BAHAHAHAHAHA I MEASURED
I think the funniest thing is guys thinking a big dick is better.
Yo, some girls can’t even take a full 6 Inches because it hurts, what do you think 11 Inches would do. Jesus christ.
Dont forget the “what, no invite?? ;)” like shut the fuck up with yo weak ass 7th grade game boy
reblogging that twice as its soo true
(Source: arouncl, via boob-arus)
petition for all dogs and rock stars to be immortal thank u
(Source: queef-richards, via crystallized-teardrops)
me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know