• parents: "schools easy"
  • me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
  • parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"

izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

(via trust)

(via encourage)

alpha-toothless:

rhinse:

crushes are terrible

image

(via crunchier)

metaknighty:

surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead

(Source: rhinse, via cartel)

letgodbaby:

True love

(via danielabastida)

stvpidhoe:

bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

This is so important

(Source: bearzerky, via hannahmontanningbed)

acrocalypse:

dream date:

take me to the mall

give me $2000 

leave

(Source: clivas, via africandad)

supernintendogs:

"reporting sexual harassment can ruin someones career" YEAH WELL SEXUAL HARASSMENT CAN RUIN SOMEONES LIFE

(via embrace-dreams)

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

(Source: oprahwingdings, via cartel)

lennonlively:

i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

(via crunchier)

fightwing23:

peetababy:

I SWEAR TO GOD THERE IS A GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO CAN READ MY THOUGHTS SHE’S ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY WHEN IM THINKING INAPPROPRIATE THINGS SO I SAID IN MY HEAD “START LAUGHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME” AND SHE STARTED LAUGHING IM SCARED?????

This is either a plot for a new X-Men movie or a Stephen King novel.

(via pixelatedlights)

The Infamous Middle Finger